Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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