Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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