Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
