She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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