I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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