only if we run a train.
done.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Come see our sink grown plant.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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