Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My dick has a subreddit
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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