how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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