new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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