I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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