your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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