ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
