What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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