Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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