once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Are my feet made of real feet?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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