it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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