i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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