We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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