The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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