sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
