Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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