do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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