Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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