meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Oh god it's open bar.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
