he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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