I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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