Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
