Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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