That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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