so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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