no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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