apparently the secret to your success is patron
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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