you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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