i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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