If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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