and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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