I'm drive I can fine osifer
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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