come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
handjob tips. give me some.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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