i think my mom watched the whole time
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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