Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
