fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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