OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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