He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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