i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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