don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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