stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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