i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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