I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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