I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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