Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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