Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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