Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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